dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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