Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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