So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
That accounts for only three of the penises
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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