We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
