weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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