I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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