if i can run in heels then i can drive
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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