You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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