My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?