I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"