i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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