Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i came on her dog
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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