i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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