I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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