Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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