woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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