So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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