the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Randomize