I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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