You work out of a Hotel?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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