Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Randomize
