well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Someone signed my nipple.
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