is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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