we're blogging at a bar
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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