I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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