How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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