I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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