I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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