Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.