I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Found the puke drawer
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.