Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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