The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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