We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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