I hate your face
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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