Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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