Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
