oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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