3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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