Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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