Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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