Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
You smell like stripper and shame
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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