We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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