I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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