is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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