I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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