i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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