we have officially lost it.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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