he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize