i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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