I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
soo... how was my night?
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