Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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