my mouth tastes like poor choices
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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