You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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