I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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