What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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