So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Still dying that you shit outside
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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