I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
