Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
