glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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